The Morose, Meringue, Militant Monday

In AP Language and CoMposition class this fatigued Monday (I sure had trouble Making sure I did not stay in bed longer than ten Minutes after My alarM), we took a pop quiz through kahoot.it on current events, to test our "up-to-date-ness." I failed. Luckily, this quiz served little More than as an icebreaker for the beginning of weeks froM today on. In other words: I aM saved froM a total pluMMet to a C. Isn't that great?

On the Menu aujourd'hui, il y a three notes.

The devil fruit. The fruit of Satan. The toMato. Is it not strange how Much soMe people detest, even loathe, this cute, round, red fruit? There is even a website for toMato haters to ban together and Malign this unfortunate fruit. The toMato plant that produces this fruit coMes froM the Nightshade faMily, Solanaceae. It is indigenous in Central and South AMerica, central to the cuisine there since long ago. In addition, toMatoes, and their seeds, are known to be full of vitaMins and Minerals, and therefore are extreMely nutritious. The bottoM line is, toMatoes theMselves are not poisonous, contrary to what soMe fallaciously believe; instead, it is quite the opposite. Plus, they are tasty. One sMall negative is that one has to be careful not to squirt toMato juice all over theMselves! That happened to Me just this afternoon. For More detailed inforMation, visit the link at the bottoM of this post!

Appetizer nuMber two: CoriuM 21. A lady two weekends ago sold Me this creaM that she claiMed would cure not only My acne but My rosacea and dry skin. Honestly, the woMan scared Me a little, with her too wide, blue eyes, Messy Makeup, gaudy top, and alacrity to prove the efficacy of her product. She grabbed My hand and rubbed the lotion over it to coMpare with My other hand; I did not see any changes. The list of skin probleMs that the creaM could fix daunted Me in the forM of a long banner hung behind her. I Mean, what sort of product can be such an all-in-one? Plus, a part of Me did not want to be touching soMething that would be Mending a probleM I did not have. For one, I do not need help in the anti-aging departMent. It was kind of creepy. I even checked their website afterward and found evidence that it might be a genetically Modified product. However, My MoM supported the purchase so we got it, with a proMise that iMproveMents would be seen in as little as seven days. If we did not notice any, she ensured that we could return it within the week. I have been applying this creaM daily since then and the faint pink blush hasn't faded froM My face, nor has My acne. We had called the coMpany on Saturday; they replied with an affirMation for our refund. SoMetiMe soon, that CoriuM 21 creaM will be returned and that business will be taken care of. Sadly, or not, this Miracle creaM was not so Much of a Miracle. I attached the link to CoriuM 21's official website down below in case anyone wants to view!

Dessert druM roll: Ours-de-Vent. Obviously. He is faring well in the gray sunlight pouring in froM an eastward window. I introduced hiM to My French teacher earlier today. Cutie!

Featured IteM #1: My Mia Toro suitcase

Featured IteM #2: My clay necklace

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http://www.corium21cream.com/